I am the biggest klutz in the entire world.

Remember how I cut my knee twice by the waste paper basket from my ex-office? Then in the same place I cut my own finger with a pen knife? Not to mention the precious moment figurine I broke at Joyce's house which robbed my wallet of $75. And the numerous times I injured myself accidentally, tripped and grazed my knees and the sorts..

Well earlier this week I headed to Ikea with the boyfriend. When I alighted the bus, I called him and saw him across the street. While still on the phone, I started walking onto the road, only to realise midway that that red man was on and there were at least 3 cars speeding my way! I went "fuck!" and ran as fast as I could to safety. Everyone was looking at me probably thinking "tsk tsk, young girls nowadays don't know how to treasure their life..."

Thursday night I met ZJ at my house bus stop to meet Tash and Alvin and supposedly Melvin for supper. When I left my house, I saw splutter of red dots on the void deck floor which were still wet. I walked out further and saw an ambulance parked near the lift. I showed it to ZJ when I saw him and he told me he's been pretty suay lately, seeing people injured. Then we board bus 10 and alighted at Simpang. As I walked across the carpark exit/entrance towards the 7-11, I heard ZJ calling me asking me to becareful, I hesitated thinking there's a car coming. However I couldn't see any infront of me so I turn back and was met by the automatic barrier which swung down hard and painful on my nose! Now I have a real nasty cut on the bridge of my nose very very close to my eyes (I heard someone said quite loudly that lucky it didn't hit my eye). Now I'm disfigured!!! And the bone still hurts quite a bit when I rub with my fingers.

Hai, so am I the world's greatest klutz or what?