2:31 PM

a conversation that transpired between me and the boyfriend yesterday

me: I still can't believe it's the new year. What's your new year resolution?
bf: To meet lots of girls.
me: ...and why would you want to meet lots of girls?
bf: So that I can date them.
me: Fine.
bf: What's your new year resolution?
me: To make sure you don't get to meet any girl :).


ashburn